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Thursday, December 27, 2012

The WAR ON SHANG Update

There have been new developments in the War on Shang  I had to use stealth  and strategy in this current battle.  I won't spoil the outcome for you,  The latest video in this saga is up.  This match happened on December 25 .  So Shang got my foot up his ass for Christmas. Happy Holidays , my acolytes.



Saturday, November 17, 2012

THE WAR ON SHANG:The WAR REPORT:


Hunting Down Shang Yang,  the little troll with a big mouth from Boston.   Actually when I went To Boston Last April for the PAX EAST  Final Showdown Preview,I was hoping to own this loser offline.   He didn't show, but one of his disciple's Masang Lion did.  

           I hate it when these so called pro-players don't even show up to events in their own backyard.  Currently this pansie has resorted to being an online warrior, and he and Cheif Flash (who he is hiding behind) are running something called the r*pe room.  Who do they think they are?Uday and Qusay  Hussein?
You saw how THEY ended up.  Basically their r room works like this they compete  to see who can score ten wins on the victim first.

          Lol. That being funny aside,  Shang got out of line with me on One frame kill.  It's on.  He's stopped being amusing and now he's just another Target.  NUMBER ONE with a bullet on the Bingo Book.(See www.vfwarlord.blogspot.com for details on the bingo book).

Its VFwarlord.Blogspot.com vs' oneframekill .com   .  The EPIC war than will engulf the whole VF community!!

This is the first salvo in Operation Shanghai Storm  :

http://youtu.be/X1w0hDDeyaU


 The Mother of all wars has begun!  Cue Shangs Uncle doing the theme music.

http://youtu.be/r-bA9FYB8HY

Monday, November 12, 2012

The BINGO BOOK 2012: Ongoing VFWARLORD ENEMIES LIST


These are the VF players I'm targeting for termination. Some are just great rivals, some are cunts from VFDC that ran their mouth's against the Don.   Others are jerk-offs that sucked so bad on Xbox Live (see. Happy Friend ) that they spent the entire match mashing 2P or just PPP, and got dissed online, and when on VFDC forum to bitch about how they got their sensitive little feelings  hurt.  They called down the thunder and now they've got it!  Some have already been beat down on Xbox Live, but they need a second dosage.  Some talk all kinds of shit on VFDC about how elite they are, yet they haven't  been online since the second month Virtua Fighter 5 Online was released. <---Not only that but when I played them  offline in Manhattan they really weren't shit.(Oioron).

  So here's the rogues gallery of homos and losers that are due for 3 game sweeps followed up by stomps after the match.

SHANG:  This Chinese asshole is actually a renegade of VFDC like myself. That ought to make him an ally of mine.   PROBLEM is he's an uncle tom  racist prick.  Not to give devils too much credit, chinese fag is just racist because he want's to be racist. Point blank, one of the reason's he  was banned several times is because he has a penchant for saying racists comments against African Americans.  This cunt  even had the nerve, or stupidity, to use the racist N word against ME, the DON, on his crappy blog.
He's  a classic case of letting your mouth write a check your ass can not cash,
I mean this dork was  afraid to do a first to  ten money match against Cozby in person, because he was afraid Cozby would rob him.  I've seen Cozby in person  at EVO and Summerjam,he's a little wimp who makes Erkel look like Conan The Barbarian. If you're afraid  of  Cozby why the fuck would you start shit with me., of all people.   Blood Clot stupid.

   He's an online warrior pussy so he will continue to hide under a rock and talk shit on Xbox live.   I'd like to see this fortune cookie eating rice paddy farmer call me a racial slur to my face.  BINGO BOOK ENEMY NUMBER ONE with a bullet.  Use's a spammy reckless Wolf.   All too easy to take down. Unfortunately I'll have to settle on owning him online.  UPDATE: See the WAR REPORT for full details on this vendetta's progress.http://youtu.be/edTgCu1HeCU

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Sudden Death :  The only one on this list that was actually any good.  He's a Jeffrey player and a pretty good one. He's also a fat broke bum  and a hopeless nerd.I really think he couldn't afford that $12 it cost to play VF5 at NY Clan.  I really need to get some rematches against him, when we fought, I barely knew how to play VF5. Update: He's resurfaced at Next Level in the NYC Tuesday night meet-ups, but never shows at the Next Level Tourneys which I've been to.

Konjou Akira : This vag started a flame war with me becuase I corrected one of his idiot friends about how to up  load a replay .
It was funny seeing us clash in NYClan: we both used Akira. He clearly just started VF at VF4 as he did mostly only VF4 Akira's moves. Ive been playing Vf since VF 1, so my Akira favors VF2  moves more.
I stomped the hell out of him with Vanessa months later on XBL 2 rounds straight, when he was about to  lose the final round,  he resorted to using Akira's ten foot toss and juggle me for a ring out.  The Video is going upon Youtube as we speak. http://www.youtube.com/user/GoDokuNoDAN?feature=mhee
Months later after I mastered El Blaze we had a great match that was close,but I eeked out a win  . OWNED. I eventually got revenge with Vanessa and beat his Kage.   All three referred matches are going up on my Godokunodan youtube channel .

This goddamn Crispy faced Flavor Flav clone is a total pussy and basically spams Akira's easiest moves from VF4 nonstop.  I wanted to destroy this ankle biter on XBL, but unfortunately the little pussy quit playing online a month after the game came out.  I'll have to catch him the first month  of VF5 FS release,I guess.  Update: Came close to owning him again on VF5 Vanilla's last days, but he freaked out and started spamming cheap shit and edged me out.  Now seeing his post over the years his original argument with me looks less like a flame war and more consistent with his apparent personality:  he's a whiner. He bitches and pisses and moans about anything and Everything. If it's not whining about the lack of VF FS news,it about actually getting FS and how much it sucks.  So far he's quit Vf5 vanilla 3 times,and FS twice.  The guy is a vag and a major cunt rag.  He's always an unhappy downer.  He needs to kill himself already.

Oioron:   I have played this clown offline. He uses Kage and likes to spam his UF P+G thow, and yell "T-Bag"  What an asshole.  I was at NYCLAN , and he was explaining how to play VF to a new Player. He's like," when You are at disadvantage, throw escape".  And yet we where at NYCLAN for over two hours and He never did one throw escape once.  He's one of those theory fighters.  He talks a good game, but doesn't have the skills to back it up.  When VF5 first came out they had it on Display and you could play it at Best Buy ( at least I think it was him, it was this little Asian Dude.  No I'm not saying all chinese people look alike but I.
 only met him twice at NYCLAN, so I could be wrong).      He and I happened to be there, and we were on that PS3 for like a damn Half hour like we lived there.  Akira (Me) vs Lei Fei (Him)  fighting tooth and nail.  We put on a pretty good show for the shoppers, as the average player doesn't know shit about VF and cant play it at  all.  He was doing ALL of Lei Fei's Moves, and I was busting him up using Akira.  This was 2007, so by that point I had 13 years experience using Akira.  It was all out WAR.  He talked alot of Shit to me in VFDC  because of my beef with Konjou.  This punk is going down.   Again, this asshole does'nt play VF at all on XBL since the very beginning when it was released. I've seen his name on the leaderboards , that's all. UPDATE: This pussy seems to have comepletely quit VF. didnt come back for Final Showdown.  Most likely he died of Aids.

Myke: this Pillow biting Camel Jockey is the admin for VFDC banned me about three times, taking the sides of assholes like Sudden or LA Akira,  simply because I wasn't impressed by the latter's overpriced Virtua Stick High grade cabinet.   This  minor annoyance escalated to intense hatred when he proceeded to hound my alts on VFDC.   I don't have to take any shit from some four foot 7-11 clerk so I told him to go fuck himself.
He's a third-rate Kage player who sucks, and often fails to win tournaments even in the dismally small VF community in Austrailia, his home.  He's another Jackass that runs his mouth about VF more than he actually plays it.  He hasn't been online since like the first two months of the Xbox 360 release. I'll have to target this little doucher early on in Final Showdown's 360 release.   Update: I was on XBL non stop when FS came out,  never saw this Holiday Inn Towel head once.    Ah well. Australian lag would have sucked anyway.

Plague:  a Fat , 40 year old annoying Jerkoff that Mods VFDC.  As much as he runs his mouth on VFDC you'd  think he would be much better.  It's called Stun palm OF DOOM,not Stun Palm 'O Doom,you drunk irish asshole.  he's not  even that good,I want to kick his ass on XBL for sport.UPdate:  Met him at EVO,  didn't get to fight him in the tourney.  Next year or when I get a chance to go to Socal for WNF.



SDS Overfiend: This douche is  a 360 fanboy who only started playing the game when VF5 was released on 360, yet he talks like a pompous shithead that is some  VF expert, (What do you expect from an Xbot?)  even more typical of a 360 fanboy, he's a downlow faggot who outed himself  on VFDC  saying he likes watching the gay scenes on "Spatacus". I'm not joking! He actually said that. This is comedy gold, you can't make this stuff up!  UPDATE: Jacky using cunt who likes to spam slide shuffle shit all day.  Saw him beat some Goh n00b from VFDC ion a FT10, wasn't impressed.

Tony Familia:  This guy is funny, and not in a good way. He's  yet another 360 Fanboy, and big surprise he's the biggest flamer on VFDC. What does that tell you about 360 fanboys? I'm seeing a pattern here.   He uses Brad, in n00b fashion. He sucks at VF , he just uses VFDC as a chat room.  A complete loser , he only made the Enemies list because he trolled my Youtube channel. 
UPDATE: The mother fucker has PTS . When everybody on VFDC started telling him what a dick he is, he started bringing up his time in the Iraq war , like that will get him any sympathy or respect. Ever find those WMDs? Dick. He cried like a bitch and swore he's quitting VFDC.  Big loss.  He's all fucked up in the head and post walls of text on VFDC. A scrub and a nobody who thinks a match between him and accomplished players  can generate hype.   Made a whole thread about hype, then got his ass kicked by Tricky in the afformentioned hype match.   EPIC FAIL.  The Hunt for this cunt continues.

Kung Fu Smurf: This little bitch was a heckler at NY Clan. Never seen this punk play  VF. He might be good, as he seems like a vet.     Team, XLP member.
  UPDATE: Destroyed beat down in VF5 vanilla.  Case closed target terminated. Matches uploaded to youtube.

VF WARLORD DECLARES WAR ON SHANG


DISCLAIMER: VFWARLORD.COM does not promote hate for Asian people .  I don't hate Asian people , I don't even hate  Shang, but if you smack me I smack you back.  It's that simple. I'm pragmatic .


Shag the chinese trout-mouth dickbreath bastard from VFDC who likes to talk shit on the internet because 'there is no consequence'  has gone and fucked with the wrong New Yorker.   This racist  asian asshole likes to throw the "'n-. word" around too much,  trying to mask his  overt racism by ending it with an 'a' instead or   an 'r'.   And he's not saying it to be 'down' he's  the geekiest most assimilated chinese americanized dork chinese banana (see Harold and Kumar) I've ever seen.  I don't give a fuck what his reasons are,  he used that shit to address me,  big fucking mistake.     There's a bull's-eye on your face, charlie chan.   it's PANDA season!!!   That fu manchu may get away with that shit in boston where it's like 2% black people, but getting out of pocket with me is a one way trip to broken jaw city.  


     Just for starter's I'm going to destroy his bullshit spammy garbage Wolf.    Oh yeah I'm back on XBL early just to destroy this asshole.   I'm hunting him down,  and I'm not doing his faggot-ass homoerotic rape room bullshit.  He''ll have to  fight me one on one without his butt-buddy chief flash holding his hand.   I'll  see this chinese prick in ranked on my terms one on one TO THE DEATH.  
                                     This Asshole is now number one with a bullet on my Bingo Book

This time Shang let his mouth write a check that his ass can't cash.  Excerpt from Oneframekill, before the little shit can delete it:

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

FRAUD RANKS on PSN, XBL

There are a large number of Poser'son XBL and PSN with ranks they can't even live up to.. Charlatans. frauds. losers.  They disconnect  when they are losing.  They dodge you when you challenge them, the refuse to accept challenges.   Pussies ,Punk bitches all of them.  V1CK V3GA is high on the challenge dodging list. When I do fight him,  I kick his sorry ass.



A Fraud rank that does accept mmy challnges, but always loses, is the dude with the classy PSN Name TouchmaBallz.  Here are a couple matches of me owning him.


Monday, August 13, 2012

Fighters Corner Goes LIVE!!

There hasn't been a full episode of Fighter Corner in a while. I know you guys cant wait.  Part of the reason while I was capturing lots of matches daily, they really weren't great matches and most of the guys I was beating down were such n00bs it wasn't even worthy of FIGHTER'S CORNER.  Besides that I've been working on Production for the episodes. I'm not getting the most out of Pinnacle Video capture software, it is capable of so much more.  So I've been working on integrating more of Pinnacle's special effects features into the new episodes, to add some  production value. It doesn't have the greatest instructional faqs or tutorials so bear with me. 

   That said, I took my first stab at LIVE Streaming today.  I used split TV broadcasting software.  The results weren't that great because I was using the trial edition. Whatever, I will snag a premiere version of the broadcasting software off the NET for FREE. I'm not paying for that crap. Anyway, the next batch of videos will be FULL size and the archives will be whatever length I want. the Trial version is a piece of shit and only lets you upload small size videos and the archived video can only be 30 seconds.  they aren't going to blackmail me with a shitty trial version and force me to buy the full version.  They can kiss  my ass.

Anyway, the 99 (!) videos I did so far are on http://www.twtch.tv/godokunodan999.
Sorry Twitch TV takes archived  videos down if they don't get a million views.

FIGHTERS CORNER GOES LIVE!!!!

Missed the Jaxel Dome.

God damn it.  I missed the Jaxel dome. I actually drove over there. My car overheated when I reached emerson New Jersey. I was so pissed off the headgasket blew, I   was trying to deal with the situation. The worst part was I left the house 11:50 or so, by the time I reached Emerson it was like 2:40 pm, the traffic was hurrendous. Those damn Google maps instructions were full of shit. They said it was a 1 hour 7 minute trip(BULLSHIT!!!), with all the traffic, it was more like a 2.5 hour trip.  The part that sucked was I would've tried to go to the tourney anyway, despite the disaster with the car, but when I looked at  my clock when I pulled over, it was 2:40 . the tournament started at 2PM.

Hopefully I can make it to Summer Jam VI without the train derailing.  I'm really pissed because I missed the local tournament in late June Team Stick bug threw(overslept), now this.   Sucks bigtime.

Friday, July 13, 2012

GodokunoDan Jeffrey technology: An easy way to do Toe kick of DOOM!!!

I know a lot of you liked Jeffrey's Splash Mountain in VF1 to VF5 vanilla. You are probably pissed as hell that Sega went all carebear and took out ALL THROWS that end in DF, DB  or DOWN, to appease and supposedly attack new, DUMBER players. That means Jeffrey loses Splash Mountain.Akira loses reverse body check (that makes me angrier than Howard Dean after a Primary loss)   Fuck that.  I still love VF and Final Showdown, don't get me wrong, but FUCK THAT. Anyway in Final Showdown the only  way to DO the Splash Mountain for Jeffrey anymore is The Toe Kick of DOOM, which is D +K , QCF P+G on hit. Looks easy enough right? PSYCH  !!! Sega has fucked you again and this move is harder to pull off than it looks.


Don't worry though, kids,  Uncle GODOKUNODAN has come up with a solution.  I like breaking down the science of Virtua Fighter. I analyze what I'm inputting in Dojo mode, seeing my results, and then finding out if altering my technique will yield better results.  

          Using this process of trial and error, my observations have yielded an easier way to get off the Toe Kick of DOOM so you can start reign of terror at tournaments and online.  ATTENTION: the TOE KICK OF DOOM DOES 90 POINTS OF DAMAGE . NINETY!! That's almost as good asWolf's " Burning Hammer"(270degrees forward P+G), so pay attention.  The tutorial Video I put together for this is a sub Episode of FIGHTER'S CORNER(tm).  It is about 12 minutes long and will be up on.Youtube.com in about three hours.

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Thursday, June 14, 2012

NEW Contest!! GET YOUR Fighter's Name in Virtua Fighter 5 FINAL SHOWDOWN PSN XBLA game!!!

email it to communityteam@sega.com

Its for naming A.I. Opponents and taglines like in "QUEST MODE" of VF4 and VF5


Deadline is January 31st 2012 so HURRY!!
You can enter as many times as you like.

Contest Requirements:
• Your first and last name
• Your age
• Your date of birth
• Your state/province
• Your e-mail address
• Your telephone number including area code
• The gender designation for your character; male or female
• The name you have created for your character
• The 1st character phrase or “battle cry”
• The 2nd character phrase or “battle cry”
• The name of your favorite Virtua Fighter™ character

Good luck!  SEGA!!!!!

Aoi Umenokoji FINAL SHOWDOWN Breakdown

Friday, March 23, 2012

Akira Yuki FINAL SHOWDOWN Breakdown

UPDATE: Akira's Guard Breaker combo is fun to use.  A little challenge left in the game for us Vets.  I find myself having to  initiate it by buffering in a forward crouch dash to take the place of the DF in the DF P+G+K in order to do the combo consistently.  DF  P+K+G, B,DF P+K, QCF P, B, F P+K.  It is a Stun Palm of Doom-ish move. The more of those the better. Keep  VF for elites!


PROLOGUE

This is an unfettered tragedy.   Akira's Reverse Bodycheck, a VF move as iconic as Ryu's Fireball,has been changed. The input is now F,BP+G.   .  This is all for the sake of noobs.  For some reason, these retards don't have the brains or the capacity to input DF P+G to escape Akira's old  reverse bodycheck
(  B,  D F P+G). This is a complete and utter sellout to casual gamers and it sucks. Those dicks will just play the  game for one month, then quit to play Black Ops 2 and Angry birds, like the fags they are. Rather than FUCK UP  AKIRA's and EVERYBODY else's throw commands, and DELETING half of the throws altogether,  why not just make THROW ESCAPES easier? I would rather they just make throw escapes just be P+G like  they were in VF2 than fuck up Akira's Reverse bodycheck, and deleting  Wolfs brainbuster DF,DF+P+G, and Jeffrey's Crucifix Piledriver (DF,DF P+G)  and removing all low throws that were  P+K+G. Just make Throw escape simply P+G regardless of whether it's a low throw or a high throw.  Scrubs will be happy.

       Hardened Warriors like me will be pissed at the loss of MTE and the meta game it represented, but less pissed than having the throw inputs  simplified to the point of being  boring and redundant. For me, throws are the highlight of VF and part of what separates it from other fighting games, and now that  has been ruined. As it is FS makes VF half the game it used to be.  The only  place where Akira's classic body check still exists  in VF FINAL SHOWDOWN is in the Stun Palm  of  Doom  ( P+K+G,   B,DF P+G, F+P  ).  


                                          Meanwhile the REAL VF players will be stuck with a watered down inferior version of VF5  for YEARS.   If they REALLY want to attract new players. they should add MORE BOSSES, a storymode with cutscenes,  some new and innovative features  (side blocking is not a major sell, whoopdy-fucking-doo) .  The biggest criticism leveled at VF5 since the PS3 version is it is too similar to VF4 and  doesn't have any new innovations.  What they added  were small additions most laymen wouldn't notice  ( the the F+P+G ,U throws, the Clash system,the Offensive Move P or K ).  To make  matters worse those three features are omitted in FINAL SHOWDOWN  (you can still Offensive move,but the canned P or K is removed) .    


                         It's  like they ran out of new ideas, so  they just keep rearranging OLD IDEAS instead.  (Bringing back stop animations for circulars fromVF3, bringing back breakable walls from VF4. ) They  need to bring YU SUZUKI  back the helm of VF6,  or don't bother. SUZUKI SAN was always about innovation and new original ideas. SEGA shelved him  to sideline jobs because they didn't want to risk losing money on  his original concept games(  See the recent 1up.com interview with Suzuki-san). Sega wants to stick to whats safe well sticking to whats safe is what stuck VF5 in a rut, and now Final Showdown is moving in reverse. The man was the visionary who is responsible for VF in the first place.  Only he can make a true sequel to Virtua Fighter.



  
Ok, without further ado here is the new version of Akira.  He's kind of like Mike Tyson after they put him on all those sedatives; toned down and weaker.



Tekken 6 Explanation of the Bound ( B! ) System

Jetlian,AlexLex or whatever  you call yourself you fucking Asshole,now what do you have to say..  Don't get into conversations  about topics  you have no Knowledge of.  You god damned retard, you can float a character after Bound in Low parry.  Now shut the fuck up.  YOU can't because 1: You're a  retard.  and 2: You use a control pad to play fighting games, which is a result of reason 1 .  End the of discussion and don't try to get in debates which me, you ASSHOLE, you're not on my level.  Read and do your research before posting in threads,to avoid making an ass of yourself.  You keep putting your foot in your mouth.You're playing yourself.

Tekken 6 King's Multipart Throws