Thursday, December 8, 2016


  I'm known to do the IMPOSSIBLE like BROADWAY JOE!!!!
Chief Flash is down!! EXCELLENT PWNED!!! LIVE OFFLINE at I Fix Machine, so there's no fucking excuses!!! Yes!! Deal with it!

JACKO is my next target for DURAL RAPE!!!

This pussy Chief Flush is retiring from competition.  He should have retired BEFORE Kamais OOkin kicked his ass in Sega Cup 2014.  Spare himself the embarrassment of getting pwned by a scrub.  Punk bitch Eddel (faggot first name btw) tried to talk shit to me, the DON, got pwned, then went crying to the NYC_VF admins to delete my post.   If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen! You pussy.  So this faggot Flash stayed quiet on the NYC_VF FB group for two weeks.  He got the courage to finally try to start some shit wiih me again.   He got fucking sonned, played and pimp-slapped.   AGAIN  ,   he went crying to the admins to delete my post.

Now, like the queer he is , he quit the Facebook group.  Flash is a fucking pussy. He can dish it out, but he can't take it.  I'm not Tricky, motherfucker, I will FUCK YOU UP!!  You aint on my level.

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Marvel Vs Capcom INFINITE HYPE!! But Ryu Looks Stupid......................

Why does RYU look stupid, god damn it???? It looks like they just copy and pasted the Ryu from MVC3!!!! Fuck that!!!! If any thing I thought they would copy and Paste SFV Ryu, but then again  I guess they can't because Sony has exclusive rights on  all SFV content.   MVC Infinite is going multiplatform.   If Infinite was PS4 exclusive, it would be the Deathnote for Xbone.

This Ryu looks like he should be out catching Pokemon, or walking his dog, Goliath.

Put a headband on this guy, and you have the multiplatform Ryu.
   Infinite is rumored to be focusing only Marvel Cinematic Universe characters, ie NO XMEN.  It kind of sucks , but that will open up some room for new characters rather than copy and pasting Wolverine From the 20 year old Xmen  Children of the Atom.  You know I remember when Children of the Atom was BRAND NEW at my student union?  Damn I feel old.....................

Because Homos demanded it, Mega-man is back.

Rumor Mill says the Game is going to be 4-player 2 on 2 combat.   Ummmm, didn't SF X Tekken suck enough? Epic Fail!!!Stop doing weird shit!
Biggest mismatch EVER????

COMING DEC 25th 2017!!! only to be pushed back to MARCH 2018 like every other game at this show.
I'd do her. can she make ALL her hair stand up and glow? Does the carpet match the drapes?
What does this mean for SFV? Absolutely nothing.  Capcom stated they will support SFV up to 2020.

I was going to complain about SFV again, but for some reason I forgot what I was about to say..............

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Rumor: DESTINY ONE Characters Will NOT Carry Over To DESTINY 2!!!!

Update:  This rumor has been debunked.  Your Character and loadouts will transfer over to Destiny 2.  HOWEVER, Bungie HAS remove Three of Coins from Xur's merchandise.  THEN WHY HAVE XUR EVEN FUCKING SHOW UP THEN?????  ASSHOLE LUKE SMITH did this.  Fucking Bungie..............................

 If this is true, FUCK Bungie.
This is a classic example of a developer getting too cocky, thinking they can piss off their fanbase and will somehow spawn a new one with their sequel/revamp.They tried it with Star Wars Galaxies, FAILED. They Tried it with VF5 Final Showdown, FAILED.  Now they are potentially trying it with Destiny 2.

Don't you dare delete my Warlock, Bungie, you Motherfucks.
     Look, it took me YEARS to get the collection of weapons armor and characters I have with Destiny one.  I do NOT feel like starting all over.  One of the reasons I haven't bought the Division yet is because of the time commitment it will take to build up a character.
         Now in the opening paragraph, I talked about Destiny's existing fanbase... That fanbase exists because of the few things Bungie has done right with this series:  the exotic weapons and armor.   For me, the main appeal of this game besides the epic Raids is the ingenious and unique perks and special properties of the exotic weapons and armor.    The Year one Exotics are light years better than the year two and three exotics.   He's the thing,  Bungie had Destiny in development for 5 years before it was released.    That means they had 5 years to brainstorm , innovate and refine the exotic weapons etc, like GJALLARHORN.   The Gjallarhorn and year one exotics like it are the heart and soul of Destiny.   The only new exotic even halfway as good as the year one EWs is the Sleeper Simulant.
Behold, Excalibur Jr.

     The way I elevator pitch Destiny to my friends (who are hesitant to buy it because of the paper thin story)  is Destiny is more like a TV series than a movie.   The DLC expansions are episodes.

This is a double edged sword however:  Much like a TV show where the pilot and first season are light years better than  their subsequent seasons <cough> Game of Thrones<cough> Arrow<cough>
Bungie seems to be out of ideas and all their DLC expansions and new Exotic Weapons pale in comparison to their predecessors.  WHY?  Bungie is out of ideas.

    Just let us transfer our fucking characters over to Destiny 2, and focus on fixing and continuing the story. Tie up the 1,000,000 lose ends (if you haven't written yourselves into a corner already).   Do NOT try to focus on populating the game with a completely new Arsenal of Exotic weapons.  House of Wolves and Taken King have proven you are incapable of that, Bungie.  Don't get me started on Rise of Iron.  I have never been less inclined to redo a Raid ever.  Talk about buyer's remorse.
Remember THIS Chick? Is Bungie ever going to continue her story? Or are they going to just wipe out our character every 3 years to distract us from the fact that the storytelling SUCKS in this franchise?

The Exo Stranger was voiced by Lauren Conrad ( The Walking Dead).

    Case in point, Bungie cant afford not to let us transfer our favorite exotic weapons and character subclasses over to Destiny 2: that's ALL the brand has going for it at this point.  Bungie can NOT make a story contrivance to explain away your characters getting wiped.  Have you played Rise of Iron? Story is their weakest area of game development.