MARATHON : NOT FOR CUCKS

 So what to play while waiting a full year for Virtua Fighter Crossroads?  (Its rumored to release October 2027).  Marathon, damn it!!  A lot of people hate Marathon.  Right off the bat they committed the nerd sin of stealing art.  Plagiarism is never cool, even in this Chat GPT era.  Others hate it because it took resources away from Destiny 2.  A game that has been dead for two years.  I look as Marathon as the middle step between Destiny 2 and 3.  It uses a whole new engine.  That's something the Destiny franchise sorely needs.   I can't stand to look at the stumpy, runty characters of D2/D1 anymore.  

   There are two camps of Destiny players that hate Marathon:  One,  the singleplayer cucks.  marathon barely has any singleplayer content besides the Nightmarsh mission on Complex, and even that can be compromised by enemy players if they earn the access keys and credentials.  

Two, the Control, Team DeathMatch, and Gambit players.  These guys are used to running headlong into the middle of the map and dying repeatedly.  If they don't have infinite respawns, they don't know what to do with themselves.  I used to play Rainbow Six and Socom religiously.  I'm used to playing single life strategic first person shooters.  In Destiny only Trials Of OSIRIS and Trials Of The Nine were single life survival.  If you're a scrub, you will stay the hell away from Trials and be perfectly happy playing the rest of the game.  Imagine if you're a Destiny 2 player and wet yourself anytime a friend invited you to play Trials, then 9 years later Bungie releases a game where the whole game is basically Trials Of Osiris.  

Triage the Medic, is surprisingly fun tom play.

I was never the best Trials player, I've only gone flawless a couple times.   However, I never shrank away from the challenge.   We would go three wins or four wins, then get murdered by the laggy red-bar Eurotrash Hunters.  Still, my best PVP  gameplay experiences in Destiny were in Trials Od Osiris.

As for Marathon.........................

This is a hard game, but a fun one.  What's great about the game are the classes are diverse, but Bungie managed to make *every* class fun to play.  Even the medic.  Why a lot of people hate is it is more of a successor to APEX LEGENDS than it is a successor to Destiny.  The only thing I agree needs to be changed is the complete system wipe that occurs every season.  Nobody has time for that besides little kids and the unemployed.  If I level up to increase the size of my inventory and my backpack, and I earn the right to buy certain items from  the store, I should keep it.  I don't have time to re-earn the *basics* I should spend my time in subsequent seasons mastering the game and the meta instead.  My favorite characters to play are Rook, Vandal, and Destroyer.  In that order.  

The spiritual successor to Destiny's TITAN

                    People underestimate how fun it is to play as Rook.  You have to go 1 vs 3 against whatever surviving players are still on the map when you spawn in.  You may spawn in with 10 minutes to go or 15 minutes to go (out of a 25 minute game).  

It was better back in season one when Rook used to spawn in with 3 land mines in his equipment.  OHHhh the havoc you could wreak with those.  If you are halfway decent playing PVP, you will have a blast playing Rook.  He is high risk, high reward.   sometimes you will take out an entire team, or sometimes you'll get worked.  Either way its hilarious.  

Rook is the Man!

Vandal is the most agile and has a built in repulsor beam built into her wrist as a special move.   Destroyer is the toughest, and has a riot shield for a special and an air dash as an innate move he can use aggressively.  the beauty is when you use the riot shield and air dash in Combination.  The game is really fun and has a lot of potential.  I hear they are adding alien enemies from the original franchise entries either this December or next March.  They are also adding more story elements.    Hey, I like the game as is, but if they add more content, even better.  I'm all for single player content, but I'm not some weak willed scrub whose ego is so fragile he can't handle a few deaths in PVP. 

Scared to play Marathon? You need to be made of *sterner stuff*!!!

   

  

SO. VIRTUA FIGHTER CROSSROADS: WILL IT BE A HIT OR MISS?

 There’s been a lot of talk about “Tekken Refugees”  migrating to VF .  That won’t happen.  Tekken players have short attention spans, and VFC is still a full year off.  Don’t get me wrong,  Tekken has some admirable qualities,  a robust Okizeme system that is balanced across the cast.   Every character has a low parry, unlike in VF , where only some select characters have low parries or reversals.  What I like most about Tekken is its diverse cast.  

This pic gives me goosebumps.  It reminds me of the early released VF3 images of Pai, where they featured her pupils actually move to focus on targets.  You guys take that for granted now, but in 1996 it was surreal and ground breaking. 

It has a lot of options if you want to pick a male African American character.  Raven, Eddie Gordo, Leroy , etc.  In VF you’re stuck with Jeffrey McWild.  Of course the negatives of Tekken are the simplified gameplay.  I paid $7 to download Fakurahm in Tekken 7, and he didn’t have one single command move in his entire command list.  Not one move that requires a direction press with a button.   WTF.  How scrubby can you get.   I would never want to play ranked mode with a character that boring and simple.  If you’re a Tekken player, your mind is just wired differently to enjoy that kind of gameplay.  

Cielo, the modern goofball, and new protagonist of the series.  

Which brings me to Master Po’s VFDC post warning off Tekken Refugees.  

Po isn’t elitist,  he isn’t even elite.   He’s pretty much the biggest scrub in VF Larping as a Shaolin Monk.  Many people hit the nail on the head, the nerfs to VF were to appeal to the FGC.  The nerfs to Tekken 8 evades were for the same reason , only for the spectator:  they don’t want elitist Korean box stepping as a reliable option in EVO, hence they keep nerfing evade.  Aoki is no better, he nerfed Evade crouch dash guard in world stage for the same reason.  He said it’s “OP”. Facepalm .  It may be powerful but it’s earned by player effort.   

  Anyway ,  VF Crossroads is a full calendar year away at least,  that’s *plenty* of time for Tekken 8 to get patched to rectify its problems or for Namco to announce Tekken 9.  Don’t be so sure the “Tekken Refugees” will even come to VF Crossroads besides to play the single player mode.

     I doubt that “Tekken Exodus “. Will ever happen,  once the Tekken players realize they actually have to make an effort at memorize command moves weight properties and open/closed stance combos.  They’ve had it to easy for too long.  

    

      There is this idiotic rumor that Cielo is replacing Vanessa just because he has a ground and pound.   Seriously are you people this dense?  First dumbasses like Rooflemonger were saying it.  Then even relatively intelligent content creators like Virtua Analytics started saying it.   Look, assholes,  what Cielo and Vanessa have in common is a basic ground and pound *every* damn MMA fighter in the UFC has.  It is not a unique attack at *all*.    If someone leaked to you that Vanessa was being cut from the roster,  sharing one single move with Cielo is not the reason.   Even if Vanessa is being cut from the roster, I’m not going to trip.  A common tactic Fighting games devs do is cut a few legacy characters from the roster,  so they can sell them back to you in seasonal DLC.   It puts less pressure on the Dev team to create a winning DLC character from scratch.  It’s much easier to sell people a fan-favorite with a few tweaks.  I remember Virtua Fighter Ultimate Showdown was the worst kept secret ever:  VFDCers kept hinting that an HD upgrade was coming for VF and it would hit PC.  That eventually came true with Revo.   Leaks and rumors are nothing new.  Ed Boon publicly said a few years ago that”Somebody needs to reboot Virtua Fighter”. Years before VFC was announced.  No doubt he knew something.

     

Vanessa is going *nowhere* you morons.  At least not for long.

THE SHADOW BANNING OF VFWARLORD FOREVER TAKES A DARK TURN

 HEY, MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL,  @vfwarlordforever9589 is under attack by some rainbow ribbon wearing Unicorn horn they are smuggling in their prison wallet bitch ass YouTube admins.  These nose-ring wearing repurposers of Preparation H are fucking with me!  Ok , one , I accept that you have to age restrict a video were I repeatedly call some internet punk the soft F-word.  But sometimes, often lately. they step over the line and age-restrict *any* video I make for no apparent reason.  One time they banned a video simply because I said "Ninja do not *fear* death!!'

  WTF ,  are they afraid I'm going to inspire an army of prepubecent Ninjas?  Do you realize that line is from Batman The Animated series, and thus you have to age restrict that episode henceforth?  The *real* bullshit is in one video, Im playing APEX LEGENDS, I get sniped and nearly one shot, so of course I yell out "shit!" once or twice.  Instant age-restriction. WTF, you *do* know they can say "shit" on basic cable?   https://youtu.be/kmrHpy38ijU

Is there some decibel level/street  cussing word equation I don't know about that equals equal age -restriction?  Apparently you cuss all you want while gamning as long as you meet the HRA's standard of decibel level.  BULLSHIT.  Tell me you are afraid of me without telling me you are afraid of me. My pop always said "learn to play the game" (He's was refering to life.) But the  game is rigged, the referee has a chip on his shoulder and a dildo up his ass.  https://youtu.be/kmrHpy38ijU?si=qeFC0DEHm4AkEeOk

     I could go on and on, but the most recent one irks me.  https://youtu.be/fI1PecLgIz8?si=7mPuBC18XI7OmBDd   I'm unboxing a Transformer G1 figure.  WTF is so threatening about a toy jeep that transforms into a Robot that you had to age restrict my video to 18 or older?   GTFO ! These fucks are afraid of my voice.  They fear I may be the next Malcom X.  If that happens, There will be no more biological men competing in Women's sports. And little Aiden from Greenwich Village's Olympic dreams will be dashed.  We cant have that.....................

https://youtu.be/vWhYHoXUIJw

Why is this age-restricted?  Because YouTube admins hate staggers in VF?  https://youtu.be/TTj8H0pAZVI

SHENMUE 3 ENHANCED: WILL IT HAVE THROWS???

It *better* fucking have throws if you take 7 years to make an upgraded version and your title is not resident evil. One thing I *really* want is the ability to pick my game save data I use in Battle Rally DLC.  They give you this whole post-game mode, and you can't use your new game plus data and all those dozens of moves you earn and accumulated by picking peony plants for hours.  They force you to use some truncated preset of moves.  Ghey.Anyway, buyn thsi game, you MFers, so I can get SHENMUE IV by 2028.  Otherwise I'll kick you in the nuts.

THE SHENMUE IV "TRAILER LEAK" WAS A INFO DUMP BY A DISGRUNTLED EX YSNET EMPLOYEE.

 YOU'RE right, it's *not* a trailer.  Trailers aren't 20 minutes long.  It's a data leak from slack, just like The Last Of US Pt2 , and GTA6 got.  It's totally legit. t looks consistent in every shot, which AI always fails to do.  IT shows the new Throw system. An amateur using AI wouldn't have the Shenmue Knowledge to know to include RYO doing throws.  You can't even say its AI because 1) AI would just reuse throw animations from Shenmue 1 and 2) It show an INSTRUCTOR teaching Ryo the throw.  Nobody just making a fake vid for clickbait is going to be this elaborate.  3)have you ever SEEN AI try to make a throw animation based off of chat asked instructions?  It either looks they are trying to waltz, or something X rated suited for the tinkerbells of VFDC and The Discord.   He made posted 20 minutes worth of shots.  for every 1 successful shot, he probably has 9 failed video clips.  If he made a video *this* long in A.I., it would cost thousands of US Dollars.    Again, not worth it just for clickbait clout.   

WHAT WE KNOW FOR SURE IS YS NET WANTS TO SELL "SHENMUE III  ENHANCED" BEFORE THEY SELL SHENMUE 4.  THEREFORE YS NET WANTS TO COVER UP THE EXISTENCE OF SHENMUE 4 AS LONG AS POSSIBLE.  OF COURSE THEY ARE GOING TO DENY THE LEAK IS LEGIT.  IT HURTS PART OF THEIR BOTTOM LINE.

ERGO!!! CONCORDANTLY, VIS A VIS!!!! The Shenmue leak is indeed a SHENMUE 4DATA dump straight from Grand Master Sensei Yu Suzuki, and Shenmue 4 will release 2026.  So at least the 7 year wait since Shenmue 3 has not been in vain.  I can't tell you how validated that makes me feel.  

THE SHADOW BANNING OF VFWARLORD FOREVER CONTINUES. KOUNJOU AKIRA DOWNLOAD COMPLETE LIMITED WORLDWIDE

 One of the reasons they shadow banned me is because I broke every YouTube rule known to man in the old days.  I cursed in videos, used banned words, used copyrighted materials , and even cursed in my titles. The whole thing was Pirate Radio.  I'm like Puck from the Real World 93!!! You tell me you don't like something, I'm gonna do it 5 times stronger!!!!!  Puck is still here, and Pedro isn't!! What does that tell you!!!???  

      Now they want to limit worldwide viewing of Konjou Akira Download Complete.  Fuck that.  I'm going to remix that video for FIGHTERS CORNER| 2.0.  THE WAR IS ON.

https://youtu.be/Qn5UhLppdw8

Snake Eyes Is A Sleeper hit!! Buy The UHD Bluray!!!

 (I'm trying to get Mr. Sunday Movies to review Gi Joe Origins : Snake Eyes).

Mr. Sunday Movers is my favorite entertainment podcast, threy are freaking hilarious.  I don't like gaming Podcasts, because the biggest channels are Casual-gamer cucks who take Payolla.  (Kinda Funny Games, I mean *you*.

Yo, you guys really should review Snake Eyes. its a sleeper hit!! Is The "Mega-Man" of 2021 movies. I reinvested in my plans to go to Japan, this movie was so hot. They did the virtue signaling and made Snake Eyes Asian instead of Caucasian like in the comics. They got none of the credit for it!!! Its an injustice. I saw Snake Eyes in the movie theatre after the terrible Black Widow movie. Let me tell you, Snake Eyes was "Citizen Kane" compared to Black Widow. It's the "Crazy Rich Asians" of action movies!! After watching it for the third time, I noticed they are riding 100% Electric Motorcycles in the movie. That makes me like it even more, because I bought my electric motorcycle back in February this year. Go Buy It now it damn it!!! You cowards!!!

Don't believe the hype when streaming channels say their videos are Ultra HD In 4 K!!! Its a far cry from the majestic splender that is an UHD Bluray video on your Oled 4K HDR Tv set.  Get what you deserve, never settle.  Especially since the Pandemic nearly wiped us out.  Next we'll be invated by a mutant strain of dinosaurs!!!(Or something worse, Covid-20).  Treat Yourself!! GET . THIS. MOVIE. ON UHD.BLURAY.  Don't be cucks, be cool.

Special shoutboutbto the sound design for Snake-Eyes.  I coukd *feel* every Kiai, an even feel the intense emotion behind those spirit shouts.  Special shoutouts go to the actors that put their heart and soul into the combat scenes. as well.  OSU. The Actor who played Tommy/Storm Shadow is now on Netflix'  "WARRIOR"  .  He is a bonafide martial artist.