SHENMUE III Getting Criticized By Fake Fuck Frauds Who Never Played Shenmue 1 and 2

Man gamers are the biggest bunch ungrateful entitled of parasite cunts on the planet.  Even moreso than the Democrats.

Take Shenmue 3.  Real Shenmue fans like LanDC, COOL C, Gangsta Ren  (me), and thousands of  others on Shenmue Dojo have sacrificed, hoped and prayed, and invested for over 13 years to get a Shenmue sequel.  We finally get it, a Kickstarter commences and is actually successful, and immediately CUNTS like IGN, the youtube scumbags of fake news, and every other entitle germ-ridden son of a whore starts complaining: "Is SONY backing up most of the money? Was the Kickstarter a ripoff? How are they going to make Shenmue 3 on a 6 million dollar budget??"

Little cunt looking a gift horse in the mouth asshole questions seeking to undermine this colossal miracle of a project.  WHY? 1)because Gamers are entitled parasite cunts.  2) these pieces of shit never owned a Dreamcast and never played Shenmue or any other decent game  . 3) They are Xbot FAGGOTS bitching that their piece of shit console is missing out on yet another exclusive. 


Then that fucking CUNT Cuck Yong Yeah starts rabble rousing on the youtube, bitching about Shenmue 3 not being on Steam. Its on Epics games Store instead. He starts enciting people to revoke their Kickstarter donations because of this.  Boo Fucking hooo, Shenmue is not on Steam.  talk about white people problems. FUCK STEAM!! Steam isn't even 10 years old yet!! It just pads that fat fuck Gabe Newels pockets!!! Red Dead Redemption is on Epic Games Store, are you gonna boycott that too?    Go FUCK yourselves, Steam doesn't deserve a monopoly on every game.  That blank -expression pieface asshole Yong Yeah made his career complaining about Loot boxes in Star Wars Battlefront 2, now he has to complain about a different game every week.  The next week the Ping Pong playing cunt made another Video bitching about Shenmue 3  Kickstarter backers not getting the same bonuses as pre-order customers.  Apples and oranges you dumb cunt. two totally separate markets, and not only that, the items given to pre-order customers are ALWAYS garbage, useless n00b level gear. So Yong Yea is a fucking asshole on two different levels.

Ingrate asshole and professional rabble rouser snowflake cunt. Yong Yeah.  Go stand in front of a tank, asshole.

 


   Then there's those VFDC Cunts, Sonic Bros,

Sonic Bros  Retard doesn't realize there isnt enough disk space to render VF6 level faces for 2000 NPCs

TheSCH 

TheSCh  Asshole cunt cuck stuck in fantasy land, wishing Shenmue 3 was The Harry Potter sequel he never got.  You can tell he's an Xbot cunt, because calling Shenmue 3 a "complete disappointment because it doesn't pull an extreme left turn into Harry Potter territory isn't even a legitimate complaint. Whats damning is he calls the game a complete disappointment, but hasn't even nearly beaten 1/3  of the game. He claimed the "magic" Phantom River stone sword was ommited from Shenmue 3, when it HAS NOT BEEN DELETED from Shenmue 3.  The sword is a key element of solving a puzzle at the end of chapter 1 of Shenmue 3.

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Blitzball Champ (Chump)

BlitzBall Chump  Bible freak trying to pray his gay away and knows absolutely jack shit about Shenmue , yet won't stop posing as a fan. Obviously he never played the first two games but pathetically tries to fake it, coming off like an asshole. He's not even man enough to directly criticize Shenmue 3, so instead he asks backhanded insult questions like" Was the Kickstarter for Shenmue 3 worth it"?   What a gay piece of shit.

ZeroChan

This is the worst offender.  This little chubby jerkface chick finally graduated from d-list websites  like N4G and DualShockers to Gamespot........when video game websites are obsolete.    You have to appreciate the irony.  Its like getting your  first horse and buggy license in 1948, or getting your first pager in 2017.  Anyway this frumpy little daughter of the penguin did a hatchet job on Shenmue III.   Why, because Gamespot wasn't  given a review code .  So they picked the most disingenuous  non-fan of Shenmue  and an unskilled girl gamer at that to do the review.  She tried to pass herself off as an old school Shenmue fan by saying she loved the kitten.  The kitten sucked in Shenmue , you idiot , whats your best 70-man battle clear time?

         Anyway she attacked the game at its core, for being conversation and investigation  driven.  Look conversations are the core of this game, you question Npcs for clues.  If you dont like that, DON'T review the game!  Its Shenmue, a 20 year old game everybody knows the basic concept.  Complaining about the main component of advancing the plot is like complaining about GTA having too much driving.

 Shenmue III  is a game with a living world, more alive than  other games because nearly every npc can be questioned , unlike Yakuza where the npcs are just wallpaper, or GTA where the npcs are just walking targets to be murdered.  In Shenmue III  every npc has a personality.    It makes the world more real and immersive.

This little corndog eating oinker didnt get the memo.  Games like Mass Effect and the Walking Dead get lauded for their dialog-driven gameplay and Miss Piggy rips Shenmue III apart for it.  Nationalist bias maybe?  Double standards?

  ZeroChance also had the nerve to rip on the combat she went so far as to claim the fighting controls also sucked in Shenmue 1 and 2.  Zerochan had the gall in claim Shenmue III combat had input lag.  Yeah, right no it doesn't,  there are times when Ryo  misses a move or gets blocked, and is stuck in recovery frames. Thats basic fight game disadvantage /advantage, something Zerochance fails to comprehend, which is why she got OWNED at Virtua Fighter 5 Evo 2012 in this video:
https://youtu.be/GocR6V1xj-A

   I watched her get her ass kicked at North Cal Regionals VF by SEBO, using Taka.  Lol.  Sebo sucks ass at Virtua Fighter, I Krush Grooved him into oblivion easily.  Its really a disgrace that irks me see ZeroChan play this badly, because she uses my favorite Virtua Fighter character of choice, Vanessa Lewis.   It is really depressing seeing your main played by a scrub.

 

   I'll start on those pieces of shit in the next update...………………..

Shenmue III is winning gaming awards, over the Walking Dead , in the adventure game category.  This speaks volumes , because Shenmue III  was accused of not meeting modern videogame standards, or conventions.  Its interesting because the Walking Dead borrowed a lot of interface and playstyle from Shenmue.  Most Western video game journalist give in to nationalist pride and have a condescending tone when addressing  japanese development.  An annoying trend among video game journalist is using the term Jrpg.  Instead of just calling a japanese developed rpg just "an rpg".  As if japanese development rpgs are somehow inferior or archaic.  I tell you one thing Japanese games work right out of the box, and dont need 500 gb day one patches like western developed rpgs do.  Western developmemt uses the patch culture as a crutch, often at the expense of the consumer.  Putting western rpgs on a pedestal is false pride.  Shenmue III  is an F.R.E.E. its own genre of game, and shouldn't feel beholden to take on conventions of Western developed games, modern or otherwise.

Here's ZeroChan's crap Vanessa skills getting her owned at Evo 2012.  She has a hilarious meltdown at the "YOU LOSE" screen.