Sunday, January 1, 2017

Rogue One Sucked

If your only metric for a movie is whether it is better than The Force Awakens (which sucked heinously) it's in a lot of trouble.     http://www.veoh.com/watch/v115463387bXT7fS6q

Lame meandering plot.  Crap practical effects.   Mediocre CGI characters( Tarkin, Leia).  Tarkin and Leia looked realistic enough, but they both animated like cartoon characters.  It looked like it was RUSHED. Disney is on this breakneck pace to make back the $4 Billion they paid George Lucas.  Disney has this plan to release one Star Wars movie a year.  If Disney took THREE YEARS to release Rogue one they would have gotten the Tarkin CGI quality up to an acceptable level.
George Lucas spaced the Star Wars movies 3 years apart for a reason.

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Why does Cassian wear a ski jacket on a desert planet? Is he an ass?

Thursday, December 8, 2016


  I'm known to do the IMPOSSIBLE like BROADWAY JOE!!!!
Chief Flash is down!! EXCELLENT PWNED!!! LIVE OFFLINE at I Fix Machine, so there's no fucking excuses!!! Yes!! Deal with it!

JACKO is my next target for DURAL RAPE!!!

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Marvel Vs Capcom INFINITE HYPE!! But Ryu Looks Stupid......................

Why does RYU look stupid, god damn it???? It looks like they just copy and pasted the Ryu from MVC3!!!! Fuck that!!!! If any thing I thought they would copy and Paste SFV Ryu, but then again  I guess they can't because Sony has exclusive rights on  all SFV content.   MVC Infinite is going multiplatform.   If Infinite was PS4 exclusive, it would be the Deathnote for Xbone.

This Ryu looks like he should be out catching Pokemon, or walking his dog, Goliath.

Put a headband on this guy, and you have the multiplatform Ryu.
   Infinite is rumored to be focusing only Marvel Cinematic Universe characters, ie NO XMEN.  It kind of sucks , but that will open up some room for new characters rather than copy and pasting Wolverine From the 20 year old Xmen  Children of the Atom.  You know I remember when Children of the Atom was BRAND NEW at my student union?  Damn I feel old.....................

Because Homos demanded it, Mega-man is back.

Rumor Mill says the Game is going to be 4-player 2 on 2 combat.   Ummmm, didn't SF X Tekken suck enough? Epic Fail!!!Stop doing weird shit!
Biggest mismatch EVER????

COMING DEC 25th 2017!!! only to be pushed back to MARCH 2018 like every other game at this show.
I'd do her. can she make ALL her hair stand up and glow? Does the carpet match the drapes?
What does this mean for SFV? Absolutely nothing.  Capcom stated they will support SFV up to 2020.

I was going to complain about SFV again, but for some reason I forgot what I was about to say..............

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Rumor: DESTINY ONE Characters Will NOT Carry Over To DESTINY 2!!!!

Update:  This rumor has been debunked.  Your Character and loadouts will transfer over to Destiny 2.  HOWEVER, Bungie HAS remove Three of Coins from Xur's merchandise.  THEN WHY HAVE XUR EVEN FUCKING SHOW UP THEN?????  ASSHOLE LUKE SMITH did this.  Fucking Bungie..............................

 If this is true, FUCK Bungie.
This is a classic example of a developer getting too cocky, thinking they can piss off their fanbase and will somehow spawn a new one with their sequel/revamp.They tried it with Star Wars Galaxies, FAILED. They Tried it with VF5 Final Showdown, FAILED.  Now they are potentially trying it with Destiny 2.

Don't you dare delete my Warlock, Bungie, you Motherfucks.
     Look, it took me YEARS to get the collection of weapons armor and characters I have with Destiny one.  I do NOT feel like starting all over.  One of the reasons I haven't bought the Division yet is because of the time commitment it will take to build up a character.
         Now in the opening paragraph, I talked about Destiny's existing fanbase... That fanbase exists because of the few things Bungie has done right with this series:  the exotic weapons and armor.   For me, the main appeal of this game besides the epic Raids is the ingenious and unique perks and special properties of the exotic weapons and armor.    The Year one Exotics are light years better than the year two and three exotics.   He's the thing,  Bungie had Destiny in development for 5 years before it was released.    That means they had 5 years to brainstorm , innovate and refine the exotic weapons etc, like GJALLARHORN.   The Gjallarhorn and year one exotics like it are the heart and soul of Destiny.   The only new exotic even halfway as good as the year one EWs is the Sleeper Simulant.
Behold, Excalibur Jr.

     The way I elevator pitch Destiny to my friends (who are hesitant to buy it because of the paper thin story)  is Destiny is more like a TV series than a movie.   The DLC expansions are episodes.

This is a double edged sword however:  Much like a TV show where the pilot and first season are light years better than  their subsequent seasons <cough> Game of Thrones<cough> Arrow<cough>
Bungie seems to be out of ideas and all their DLC expansions and new Exotic Weapons pale in comparison to their predecessors.  WHY?  Bungie is out of ideas.

    Just let us transfer our fucking characters over to Destiny 2, and focus on fixing and continuing the story. Tie up the 1,000,000 lose ends (if you haven't written yourselves into a corner already).   Do NOT try to focus on populating the game with a completely new Arsenal of Exotic weapons.  House of Wolves and Taken King have proven you are incapable of that, Bungie.  Don't get me started on Rise of Iron.  I have never been less inclined to redo a Raid ever.  Talk about buyer's remorse.
Remember THIS Chick? Is Bungie ever going to continue her story? Or are they going to just wipe out our character every 3 years to distract us from the fact that the storytelling SUCKS in this franchise?

The Exo Stranger was voiced by Lauren Conrad ( The Walking Dead).

    Case in point, Bungie cant afford not to let us transfer our favorite exotic weapons and character subclasses over to Destiny 2: that's ALL the brand has going for it at this point.  Bungie can NOT make a story contrivance to explain away your characters getting wiped.  Have you played Rise of Iron? Story is their weakest area of game development.

Friday, November 11, 2016

The Vanessa DURAL Connection

The official story for VF5 is that Vanessa was abducted by J6 as a test subject for the DURAL project.   She was subsequently rescued, but not before her data was scanned for the Next Generation DURAL.   Since VF historically doesn't have much in the way of cut scenes, there

isn't much in the game to emphasize this part of the storyline.  I was able to dig up this wallpaper, with Vanessa in the foreground and DURAL in the background.  Enjoy.  Ergo, as a Vanessa player,  my use of DURAL is in accord with the cannon and totally legit.  FUCK YOU GUYS!!!!

Previously in all previous versions of Virtua Fighter, DURAL was believed to   be a cyborg
created from Kage Maru's mother.
In fact, in the sole cut scene in Saturn VF2, DURAL is seen with the armor falling off her face to reveal the face of Kage's mother.    

In the opening promo cut-scene for VF3,  Kage is seen looking at a recorded video of his mother.  The image then morphs into DURAL.

Sunday, November 6, 2016


UDATE!:Video is termporarily down while I add a Marvel-like After Credits Scene!!
NYC_VF joins the fray!!! After years of non-involvement and impartiality. NYC_VF have taken up in arms against these two offensive Chinese food delivery boys, Shang and Chief Flush!!!  I made a call to arms in the infamous chair kicking video, and now it has been answered!!!!!    I will continue Strike force attacks on this Bastard son of Kim Young Ill, Shang!!! This is just the beginning of a new campaign !!!!    https://youtu.be/JbOSYFv-6BM

Thursday, August 11, 2016


   On the EVE of NYGx-@,  NYC_VF has taken a giant shit on NWO. I don't know what 1FK did to piss off Cruzlink and crew, but you done did it now.   NYC_VF never gets pissed at trolling, so those NWO asshats must've really fucked up.   Lets see a Cruzlink vs Flash F T10 at NYGX-2!!! Flash is washed up!!! You can take him Cruzlink!