Friday, March 3, 2017

It's Official: ALL Your Armor and Weapons are Getting WIPED in DESTINY 2!!!!! BOYCOTT BUNGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Exo Stranger was voiced by Lauren Conrad ( The Walking Dead).

    Case in point, Bungie cant afford not to let us transfer our favorite exotic weapons and character subclasses over to Destiny 2: that's ALL the brand has going for it at this point.  Bungie can NOT make a story contrivance to explain away your characters getting wiped.  Have you played Rise of Iron? Story is their weakest area of game development.
   Basically BUNGIE plans to SHIT on all the HUNDREDS if not THOUSANDS OF HOURS we have put into amassing an Arsenal and leveling up our characters. They are telling us OUR TIME IS NOT VALUABLE.  They are essentially saying FUCK THE PLAYERS TIME AND ENERGY, LETS WIPE OUT ALL THEIR ACHIEVEMENTS AND MAKE THEM DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN.  As if we have nothing better to do.  FUCK these pieces of shit. I'm boycotting .

I quote:::

Hey, everyone. 
We’re planning to reveal the final live event for the Destiny 1 era next Wednesday. We’re calling it “Age of Triumph,” and we intend for it to be a fun and memorable celebration that will bring the first major chapter of our Destiny adventures to a fitting close. We’ll look back upon the three incredible years we’ve shared as a community, and look ahead to some final challenges and rewards that await you in the weeks ahead.

But first, we want to answer some important questions you’ve been asking about Destiny’s first full sequel.

Sequels represent the start of a new adventure for every player, with new worlds to explore, new stories to tell, new powers to acquire, new loot to earn, and much more. This led us to a decision that would enable us to serve both the game and the player’s best interests: Destiny 1 power, possessions, and Eververse-related items and currency will not carry forward. They will, however, remain accessible to you in Destiny 1.

We know that, just like us, you have grown fond of the Guardians you’ve created, so we do plan to preserve your character personalization. We are going to recognize the dedication and passion you’ve shown for this world. Specifically, the class, race, gender, face, hair, and marking selections for all characters that have achieved Level 20 and completed the Black Garden story mission will carry forward. We also plan to award those veteran accounts with honors that reflect your Destiny 1 accomplishments. 

We believe this is the best path forward. It allows us to introduce the major advancements and improvements that all of us expect from a sequel, ensuring it will be the best game we can create, unencumbered by the past. We’re looking forward to sharing more details with you later this year for how we will honor your legacy in the future.

Before we do that, we’re going to deliver “Age of Triumph” at the end of March. To show you what it’s all about, we’re planning a series of livestream showcases. We’ll be reintroducing you to some members of the Live Team, and they’ll be showing you the content and activity updates that they’ve been working on. The dates and times are listed below.

We kick things off next week.
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This Fat piece of shit needs to get cancer.
    They want to tell"New stories"  without concluding their OLD STORY :  Who is the Exo Stranger, what is the true nature of the traveller and the speaker.     ALL these questions are going to be swept under the rug so they can shove some new explosions and re-skinned Cabal at us.  AS if we were 5 year olds that are easily distracted.  Fuck these assholes.  Boycott Destiny 2.  These assholes went to the J.J. Abrhams school of storytelling:  weave a plot with so many unanswered questions they just leave 75% of them unanswered and paint themselves into a corner.  99% of the exotics they gave us after year one were poorly designed , ill-conceived, and underwhelming.  They want to give us all-new exotics in the sequel: they are going to suck worse than the Nemesis Star.

   If the lion's share of their work is designing a whole new arsenal and armor sets, you can forget about them EXPANDING THE GAME IN A MEANINGFUL WAY AND GIVING US SPACE COMBAT WITH OUR STARSHIPS.   Destiny 2 is going to just be a reskinned Destiny one.  LAME.  Drive your sparrow and shoot shit.  Your spaceship is just going to be for a loading screen- AGAIN. Only now it will have a new paint job.  FUCK BUNGIE, FUCK LUKE SMITH, and FUCK THAT FAT MOTHER FUCKER DEEJ.   I hope they all get cancer and rot in hell. 

Sunday, February 26, 2017


Nobody reads anymore, so here is my report in video format.

The Latest Episode of Fighter's Corner is HERE!!!!!

This is the Final Season of Fighter's Corner.  It's going to be an exceptionally long season however, because I want to end it With VF6.   It's coming.  I have faith.  I am seriously burned out with Final Showdown.   That nerfed excuse for VF has worn out it's welcome in my house.  It's all about Vanilla for the time being.  Anyway , this episode is with the Duck of Death, my brother and VF sparring partner from two decades ago.

Sunday, January 1, 2017

Rogue One Sucked

If your only metric for a movie is whether it is better than The Force Awakens (which sucked heinously) it's in a lot of trouble.     http://www.veoh.com/watch/v115463387bXT7fS6q

Lame meandering plot.  Crap practical effects.   Mediocre CGI characters( Tarkin, Leia).  Tarkin and Leia looked realistic enough, but they both animated like cartoon characters.  It looked like it was RUSHED. Disney is on this breakneck pace to make back the $4 Billion they paid George Lucas.  Disney has this plan to release one Star Wars movie a year.  If Disney took THREE YEARS to release Rogue one they would have gotten the Tarkin CGI quality up to an acceptable level.
George Lucas spaced the Star Wars movies 3 years apart for a reason.

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Why does Cassian wear a ski jacket on a desert planet? Is he an ass?

Thursday, December 8, 2016


  I'm known to do the IMPOSSIBLE like BROADWAY JOE!!!!
Chief Flash is down!! EXCELLENT PWNED!!! LIVE OFFLINE at I Fix Machine, so there's no fucking excuses!!! Yes!! Deal with it!

JACKO is my next target for DURAL RAPE!!!

This pussy Chief Flush is retiring from competition.  He should have retired BEFORE Kamais OOkin kicked his ass in Sega Cup 2014.  Spare himself the embarrassment of getting pwned by a scrub.  Punk bitch Eddel (faggot first name btw) tried to talk shit to me, the DOn, got pwned, then went crying to the NYC_VF admins to delete my post.   If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen! You pussy.  So this faggot Flash stayed quiet on the NYC_VF FB group for two weeks.  He got the courage to finally try to start some shit wih me again.   He got fucking sonned, played and pimp-slapped.   AGAIN  ,   he went crying to the admins to delete my post.

Now, like the queer he is , he quit the Facebook group.  Flash is a fucking pussy. He can dish it out, but he can't take it.  I'm not Tricky, motherfucker, I will FUCK YOU UP!!  You aint on my level.

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Marvel Vs Capcom INFINITE HYPE!! But Ryu Looks Stupid......................

Why does RYU look stupid, god damn it???? It looks like they just copy and pasted the Ryu from MVC3!!!! Fuck that!!!! If any thing I thought they would copy and Paste SFV Ryu, but then again  I guess they can't because Sony has exclusive rights on  all SFV content.   MVC Infinite is going multiplatform.   If Infinite was PS4 exclusive, it would be the Deathnote for Xbone.

This Ryu looks like he should be out catching Pokemon, or walking his dog, Goliath.

Put a headband on this guy, and you have the multiplatform Ryu.
   Infinite is rumored to be focusing only Marvel Cinematic Universe characters, ie NO XMEN.  It kind of sucks , but that will open up some room for new characters rather than copy and pasting Wolverine From the 20 year old Xmen  Children of the Atom.  You know I remember when Children of the Atom was BRAND NEW at my student union?  Damn I feel old.....................

Because Homos demanded it, Mega-man is back.

Rumor Mill says the Game is going to be 4-player 2 on 2 combat.   Ummmm, didn't SF X Tekken suck enough? Epic Fail!!!Stop doing weird shit!
Biggest mismatch EVER????

COMING DEC 25th 2017!!! only to be pushed back to MARCH 2018 like every other game at this show.
I'd do her. can she make ALL her hair stand up and glow? Does the carpet match the drapes?
What does this mean for SFV? Absolutely nothing.  Capcom stated they will support SFV up to 2020.

I was going to complain about SFV again, but for some reason I forgot what I was about to say..............

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Rumor: DESTINY ONE Characters Will NOT Carry Over To DESTINY 2!!!!

Update:  This rumor has been debunked.  Your Character and loadouts will transfer over to Destiny 2.  HOWEVER, Bungie HAS remove Three of Coins from Xur's merchandise.  THEN WHY HAVE XUR EVEN FUCKING SHOW UP THEN?????  ASSHOLE LUKE SMITH did this.  Fucking Bungie..............................

 If this is true, FUCK Bungie.
This is a classic example of a developer getting too cocky, thinking they can piss off their fanbase and will somehow spawn a new one with their sequel/revamp.They tried it with Star Wars Galaxies, FAILED. They Tried it with VF5 Final Showdown, FAILED.  Now they are potentially trying it with Destiny 2.

Don't you dare delete my Warlock, Bungie, you Motherfucks.
     Look, it took me YEARS to get the collection of weapons armor and characters I have with Destiny one.  I do NOT feel like starting all over.  One of the reasons I haven't bought the Division yet is because of the time commitment it will take to build up a character.
         Now in the opening paragraph, I talked about Destiny's existing fanbase... That fanbase exists because of the few things Bungie has done right with this series:  the exotic weapons and armor.   For me, the main appeal of this game besides the epic Raids is the ingenious and unique perks and special properties of the exotic weapons and armor.    The Year one Exotics are light years better than the year two and three exotics.   He's the thing,  Bungie had Destiny in development for 5 years before it was released.    That means they had 5 years to brainstorm , innovate and refine the exotic weapons etc, like GJALLARHORN.   The Gjallarhorn and year one exotics like it are the heart and soul of Destiny.   The only new exotic even halfway as good as the year one EWs is the Sleeper Simulant.
Behold, Excalibur Jr.

     The way I elevator pitch Destiny to my friends (who are hesitant to buy it because of the paper thin story)  is Destiny is more like a TV series than a movie.   The DLC expansions are episodes.

This is a double edged sword however:  Much like a TV show where the pilot and first season are light years better than  their subsequent seasons <cough> Game of Thrones<cough> Arrow<cough>
Bungie seems to be out of ideas and all their DLC expansions and new Exotic Weapons pale in comparison to their predecessors.  WHY?  Bungie is out of ideas.

    Just let us transfer our fucking characters over to Destiny 2, and focus on fixing and continuing the story. Tie up the 1,000,000 lose ends (if you haven't written yourselves into a corner already).   Do NOT try to focus on populating the game with a completely new Arsenal of Exotic weapons.  House of Wolves and Taken King have proven you are incapable of that, Bungie.  Don't get me started on Rise of Iron.  I have never been less inclined to redo a Raid ever.  Talk about buyer's remorse.
Remember THIS Chick? Is Bungie ever going to continue her story? Or are they going to just wipe out our character every 3 years to distract us from the fact that the storytelling SUCKS in this franchise?

The Exo Stranger was voiced by Lauren Conrad ( The Walking Dead).

    Case in point, Bungie cant afford not to let us transfer our favorite exotic weapons and character subclasses over to Destiny 2: that's ALL the brand has going for it at this point.  Bungie can NOT make a story contrivance to explain away your characters getting wiped.  Have you played Rise of Iron? Story is their weakest area of game development.