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Saturday, September 10, 2011

The Bingo Book: Ongoing Virtua Fighter 5 Player Enemies List.

These are the VF players I'm targeting for termination. Some are just great rivals, some are cunts from VFDC that ran their mouth's against the Don.   Other are jerk-offs that sucked so bad on Xbox Live (see. Happy Friend ) that they spent the entire match mashing 2P or just PPP, and got dissed online, and when on VFDC forum to bitch about how they got their sensitive little feelings  hurt.  They called down the thunder and now they've got it!  Some have already been beat down on Xbox Live, but they need a second dosage.  Some talk all kinds of shit on VFDC about how elite they are, yet they haven't  been online since the second month Virtua Fighter 5 Online was released. <---Not only that but when I played them  offline in Manhattan they really weren't shit.(Oioron).

  So here's the rogues gallery of homos and losers that are due for 3 game sweeps followed up by stomps after the match.

SHANG:  This Chinese queer is actually a renegade of VFDC like myself. That ought to make him an ally of mine.   PROBLEM is he's an uncle tom Chinese racist prick.  Not to give caucasian racists  too much credit, chinese fag is just racist because he want's to be racist. Point blank, one of the reason's he  was banned several times is because he has a penchant for saying racists comments against African Americans.  This cunt  even had the nerve, or stupidity, to use the racist N word against ME, the DON, on his crappy blog.
He's  a classic case of letting your mouth write a check your ass can NOT CASH. ,
I mean this dork was  afraid to do a first to  ten money match against Cozby in person, because he was afraid Cozby would rob him.  I've seen Cozby in person  at EVO and Summerjam,he's a little wimp who makes Erkel look like Conan The Barbarian. If you're afraid  of  Cozby why the fuck would you start shit with me., of all people.   Blood Clot stupid.

   He's an online warrior pussy so he will continue to hide under a rock and talk shit on Xbox live.   I'd like to see this fortune cookie eating rice paddy farmer call me a racial slur to my face.  BINGO BOOK ENEMY NUMBER ONE with a bullet.  Use's a spammy reckless Wolf.   All too easy to take down. Unfortunately I'll have to settle on owning him online.


Sudden Death :  The only one on this list that was actually any good.  He's a Jeffrey player and a pretty good one. He's also a fat broke bum  and a hopeless nerd.   I really think he couldn't afford that $12 it cost to play VF5 at NY Clan.  I really need to get some rematches against him, when we fought, I barely knew how to play VF5.

Konjou Akira : This vag started a flame war with me becuase I corrected one of his idiot friends about how to up  load a replay . 
It was funny seeing us clash in NYClan: we both used Akira. He clearly just started FV at VF4 as he did mostly only VF4 Akira's moves. Ive been playing Vf since VF 1, so my Akira favors VF2  moves more.
I stomped the hell out of him with Vannessa months later on XBL 2 rounds straight, when he was about to  lose the final round,  he resorted to using Akira's ten foot toss and juggle me for a ring out.  The Video is going upon Youtube as we speak. http://www.youtube.com/user/GoDokuNoDAN?feature=mhee
Months later after I mastered El Blaze we had a great match that was close,but he eeked out a win  . All three referred matches are going up on my Godokunodan youtube channel .
     Later I beat him with El Blaze actually against his Akira, and later beat his Kage with Vanessa.
This goddamn Crispy faced Flavor Flav clone is a total pussy and basically spams Akira's easiest moves from VF4 nonstop.  I wanted to destroy this ankle biter on XBL, but unfortunately the little pussy quit playing online a month after the game came out.  I'll have to catch him the first month  of VF5 FS release,I guess.

Oioron:   I have played this clown offline. He uses Kage and likes to spam his UF P+G thow, and yell "T-Bag"  What an asshole.  I was at NYCLAN , and he was explaining how to play VF to a new Player. He's like," when You are at disadvantage, throw escape".  And yet we where at NYCLAN for over two hours and He never did one throw escape once.  He's one of those theory fighters.  He talks a good game, but doesn't have the skills to back it up.  When VF5 first came out they had it on Display and you could play it at Best Buy ( at least I think it was him, it was this little Asian Dude.  No I'm not saying all chinese people look alike but I only met him twice at NYCLAN, so I could be wrong).      He and I happened to be there, and we were on that PS3 for like a damn Half hour like we lived there.  Akira (Me) vs Lei Fei (Him)  fighting tooth and nail.  We put on a pretty good show for the shoppers, as the average player doesn't know shit about VF and cant play it at  all.  He was doing ALL of Lei Fei's Moves, and I was busting him up using Akira.  This was 2007, so by that point I had 13 years experience using Akira.  It was all out WAR.  He talked alot of Shit to me in VFDC  because of my beef with Konjou.  This punk is going down.   Again, this asshole does'nt play VF at all on XBL since the very beginning when it was released. I've seen his name on the leaderboards , that's all.

Myke: this Pillow biting Camel Jockey is the admin for VFDC banned me about three times, taking the sides of assholes like Sudden or LA Akira,  simply because I wasn't impressed by the latter's overpriced Virtua Stick High grade cabinet.   This  minor annoyance escalated to intense hatred when he proceeded to hound my alts on VFDC.   I don't have to take any shit from some four foot 7-11 clerk so I told him to go fuck himself.
He's a third-rate Kage player who sucks, and often fails to win tournaments even in the dismally small VF community in Austrailia, his home.  He's another Jackass that runs his mouth about VF more than he actually plays it.  He hasn't been online since like the first two months of the Xbox 360 release. Ill have to target this little doucher early on in Final Showdowns 360 release.

Plague:  a Fat , 40 year old annoying Jerkoff that Mods VFDC.  As much as he runs his mouth on VFDC you'd  think he would be much better.  It's called Stun palm OF DOOM,not Stun Palm 'O Doom,you drunk irish asshole.  he's not  even that good,I want to kick his ass on XBL for sport.



SDS Overfiend: This douche is  a 360 fanboy who only started playing the game when VF5 was released on 360, yet he talks like a pompous shithead that is some  VF expert, (What do you expect from an Xbot?)  even more typical of a 360 fanboy, he's a downlow faggot who outed himself  on VFDC  saying he likes watching the gay scenes on "Spatacus". I'm not joking! He actually said that. This is comedy gold, you can't make this stuff up!

Tony Familia:  This guy is funny, and not in a good way. He's  yet another 360 Fanboy, and big surprise he's the biggest flamer on VFDC. What does that tell you about 360 fanboys? I'm seeing a pattern here.   He uses Brad, in n00b fashion. He sucks at VF , he just uses VFDC as a chat room.  A complete loser , he only made the Enemies list because he trolled my Youtube channel.

Kung Fu Smurf: This little bitch was a heckler at NY Clan. Never seen this punk play  VF. He might be good, as he seems like a vet.     Team, XLP member.

3 comments:

  1. Since September 10 when Ive made this post, NONE of these tools have been online on XBox Live. Not even once. How do these assholes stay offline for so long and not atrophy . Is Quest mode Enough? Not really. Theres none of those mind games involved if you do quest mode. That's half the fun.

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  2. Feck,you fucking british FAGGOT . ALL your damn posts here will be deleted unread. I have a script in place to delete your bullshit as soon as it is posted. Keep trolling here you dumb shit, I get paid everytime your jobless Britsh dumbass hits this page. You fucking unemployed prick,get a life. iF you're doing this to try to get on the bingo book, forget it asshole, you and your eurotrash buddies are just scabs filling the ranks of that shit VF site while the game is dead and off the radar. You aren't even worth shitting on.

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  3. Newsflash, BeligerentFAG, all your comments are now set to spam, you fucking ankle-biter. You will never get past comment moderation approval, ASSHOLE. One click and your douchebagery is deleted unread, unapproved. It's sad you pathetic little Limey queer cunt, the highlight of your day is to come here only to be ignored. You're not just a low man on the VFDC totem pole,you aren't even ON the pole. Eurotrash homo asshole, your just some d reg that wandered in off the street. Now go get a job, IF YOU CAN.

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